179 Hilarious Smile Jokes to Bring a Grin to Your Face
Nothing brightens a day quite like a genuine smile. And what better way to keep the smiles going than with a collection of hilarious smile jokes?
From clever puns to funny one-liners, we’ve got you covered with jokes that are sure to bring a grin to your face.
If you’re in need for a good laugh, we’ve compiled some of the funniest and most funny smile jokes ever told.
Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and maybe even laugh out loud as we explore the world of smile-themed humor through jokes about smile.
So, put on your best smile and get ready for a comedy-filled adventure!
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Best Smile Jokes
Get ready for a smile extravaganza! Our collection of the best smile jokes will have you grinning from ear to ear. These jokes are carefully selected to deliver maximum laughter and ensure your smile lasts all day long.
Why did the scarecrow never smile?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Funny Smile Jokes
These jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and have you bursting into fits of laughter. Get ready for a hilarious ride filled with clever punchlines and humorous twists that will brighten your day.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
So I decided to become a banker instead.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”
I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.
I bought a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts.
On one hand, that’s great, but on the other hand, it’s just not right.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
I decide to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning.
I can’t have Sharpies in the house anymore.
Some people are like slinkies…
Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Smiles are like underwear.
They keep your cheeks up.
Why are goldfish snacks always smiling?
Because they’re baked.
Hilarious Smile Jokes
The intended effect of these jokes is to make you laugh till your cheeks hurt from smiling so much. You’re in for some hilariously clever jokes and one-liners that will make you bust a gut laughing.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide-and-seek?
Because he was always spotted!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
How does a train eat?
It goes chew, chew!
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won’t expect it back.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t.
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Did you hear the news?
FedEx and UPS are merging.
They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.
Cute Smile Jokes
These jokes are sweet, charming, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Get ready for adorable wordplays and delightful puns that will warm your heart and make you go “aww!”
What did the blanket say to the bed?
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the scarecrow smile?
Because it heard some corny jokes!
How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
How does a farmer count his cows?
With a cowculator!
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious!
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why did the dolphin bring sunscreen to the beach?
Because it didn’t want to get sun-bleached!
What do you call a baby owl with a sore throat?
A tweetment!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
What did the flower say to the bee?
Bee happy!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Smile Jokes One Liners
Short on time but in need of a good laugh? Get ready to chuckle and smile as we present a series of hilarious one-liners that are sure to leave a lasting impression.
Why don’t seagulls fly in the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
Why is milk so fast? Because it’s pasteurized before you’ve seen it.
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well they ain’t laughing now.
I once shot a lion in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Why should you always wear two pairs of pants when golfing? In case you get a hole in one.
The key to eating healthy is
not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. It was a raw tomato.
I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
A farmer counted 196 cows in
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
My biggest problem with time travel is: How many days would you pack for?
Right now, I’m at work, using the Internet. But in my mind, I’m already at home, using the Internet.
In Heaven, you get back all the Chapsticks you lost.
A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn’t find any.
Clean Smile Jokes
Looking for family-friendly humor? Our clean smile jokes are suitable for all ages! These jokes are wholesome, light-hearted, and guaranteed to bring smiles to everyone’s faces.
I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.
Then she smiled and hugged me tightly.
Why are gay people always smiling?
Because they can’t keep a straight face.
You know what actually makes me smile?
My facial muscles.
My girlfriend complains a lot that I don’t smile anymore.
Well she’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.
Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you’re smiling?
Haha, I made you smile.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between the Ss.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realized that you weren’t that hungry after all?
Two cows are standing in a field and one cow says to the other: “What do you think about that mad cow disease?”, the other cow responds: “What do I care “I’m a helicopter”
Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now!
A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks to buy some flip-flips.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!
Dirty Smile Jokes
Caution: our dirty smile jokes are for adults only! These jokes venture into adult territory, containing mature content and humor.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a great year.
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches.
What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Gum!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without kids.
What did the clitoris say to the vulva?
It’s all good in the hood!
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
It’s not what it looks like!
Smile Jokes Quotes
Get inspired and entertained with our collection of smile jokes quotes! Get ready to read witty quips and insightful sayings that will make you appreciate the power of a smile.
Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile. – Unknown
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
A smile is the universal welcome. – Max Eastman
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. – Thich Nhat Hanh
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart. – Anthony J. D’Angelo
A smile is happiness you’ll find right under your nose. – Tom Wilson
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. – Unknown
Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile. – Chinese Proverb
A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear. – Marilyn Monroe
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear. – Unknown
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. – Denis Waitley
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing, and there’s so much to smile about. – Marilyn Monroe
Smiling is my favorite exercise. – Unknown
A smile is a friend maker. – Bangambiki Habyarimana
Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. – Mother Teresa
The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. – Unknown
A smile is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
A smile is a facelift that is in everyone’s price range. – Tom Wilson
Smiling is my favorite way to face every day. – Unknown
Nothing shakes the smiling heart. – Santosh Kalwar
A smile is the key that can unlock any heart. – Unknown
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts. So, smile more often! – Unknown
Your smile is the ultimate golden dream. All the poems in the world are waking up from. – Sanober Khan
Every smile makes you a day younger. – Chinese Proverb
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. – Thomas Paine
A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. – Herman Melville
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. – Goldie Hawn
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman’s body. – Unknown
Smile, it’s free therapy. – Douglas Horton
Smile Jokes and Puns
These clever wordplays and humorous twists will have you grinning from ear to ear. Get ready for a dose of laughter as we dive into the world of smile-themed humor, where puns reign supreme!
Why did the dentist take up gardening?
He wanted to put a little “teeth” in his smile!
What do you call a fish with a smile?
A “happy” fish!
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
It had a byte with a smile!
How do you make a lemon smile?
You just squeeze it a little!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
Why do grandpas smile all the time?
Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying.
Keep smiling! It freaks people out.
It also makes people wonder what you’re up to!
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday …
It means an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise.
Why did the baby smile everytime his mom exercised?
He really likes milkshakes.
What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles again when you come back?
The neighbor’s wife.
I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile.
Turns out they prefer money.
How do you make a mouse smile?
With a cheesy joke.
Smile they said, life could be worse.
So I did and it was.
My wife says my face looks funny when I smile.
It’s something I face every day.
Why don’t electrons smile?
They only have negative thoughts.
What makes an anagram fan smile?
Limes.
If you see me smiling, it’s because I’m thinking of doing something naughty or evil.
If you see me laughing, it’s because I’ve already done it.
Final Thoughts
We hope these smile jokes brought a wide grin to your face and brightened your day with laughter.
Whether you enjoyed the best, funniest, or cutest jokes, we’re thrilled to have brought some joy into your life.
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