156 Hilarious Mushroom Jokes to Make You a Fun-gi Guy
Are you ready to have a “fun-gi” time?
We’ve gathered a collection of mushroom jokes that will have you laughing in no time!
Mushrooms may be small, but they sure contain high doses of “vitamin haha” when it comes to humor.
Get ready for a fungi-tastic experience as we dive into the world of jokes about mushroom.
From one-liners that will make you chuckle to hilarious puns that will leave you in stitches, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
So put on your mushroom cap and get ready for a laughter-filled adventure in the fungi kingdom!
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Best Mushroom Jokes
Get ready to have a fungi-tactic time with our collection of the best mushroom jokes! So buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the world of mushroom humor!
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding?
I love you so mush-groom!
What do you get if you cross a harbour and a chime?
A porto-bello!
Where did they bury King Oyster Mushroom after his death?
In a mush tomb!
Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition?
Because he said he wasn’t stroganoff!
Why did the fungi family have to get rid of their old toilet?
Because there wasn’t enough flush-room!
What is a mushroom child’s favorite bedtime story?
Fungus the bogeyman!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes?
In their porch-ini!
What do polite mushrooms say?
Thank you very mush!
Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco?
He wasn’t mould enough!
Why did people invite the mushroom to the party?
Because he’s really, really cute!
What is Harry Potter’s favorite type of mushroom?
Magic mushrooms!
When do mushrooms retire?
When they get too mould!
Why are mushrooms so good at their jobs?
Because they press all the ‘white buttons’!
What did the father mushroom say to the son mushroom before his first big trip?
The world is your oyster (mushroom!)
What do mushrooms say when they want to change the TV channel?
“Pass me the buttons!”
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a female mushroom?
Because shiitake too much.
What did the mushroom say after getting into a car wreck?
“Help! I’m in so much truffle!”
What’s it called when a mushroom reaches its climax?
Sporegasm.
Why did the fun-gi (fun guy) leave the party?
There wasn’t mush-room.
How does a mushroom clean its house?
With a mush-broom.
How much room do fungi need to grow?
As mush-room as possible.
Funny Mushroom Jokes
Ready to crack up? Our funny mushroom jokes will have you rolling on the forest floor with laughter. Get ready for a dose of hilarity that will have you saying, “Morel, please!”
Why did the mushroom become a comedian?
Because he was a real fun-gi.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always on the go?
A mushroom-traveler.
What did the mushroom say when he met the love of his life?
You’re my fun-gal.
Why did the mushroom become a politician?
Because he was a real fungi-negotiator.
What do you call a mushroom that’s really smart?
A mushroom genius!
Why did the mushroom go to the therapist?
Because he had some deep-rooted issues.
What did the mushroom say when he got a bad haircut?
Oh no, I look like a spore loser.
Why did the mushroom go on a diet?
To button up his mushroom top.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always prepared?
A fungi-scout.
Why did the mushroom become a detective?
Because he was a real mushroom sleuth.
What did the mushroom say when he won an award?
I’d like to thank my spore group.
Why did the mushroom become a musician?
Because he had a real passion for the shroom.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always cold?
A chilly shroom.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball?
Chanterella.
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button Mushrooms.
What did the mushroom say as he fell off a cliff?
Help! I’m in truffle.
What mushroom is the prettiest?
The porta bella.
Why was the mushroom scared to cross the road?
It was scared to be mushed.
What is a mushroom’s favorite meal?
Spore ribs.
What is the best dish to bring to a fungus Halloween party?
Scream of mushroom soup.
Hilarious Mushroom Jokes
These jokes are not just funny; they’re fungi! Brace yourself for a bellyaching experience as we serve up a platter of comedic delights that will have you spitting out your mushroom soup with laughter.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mush-room.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch?
He prefers toadstools.
What do mushrooms enjoy eating around a campfire?
Spores.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite type of mushroom?
Stuffed.
What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?
A fung-guide to mushrooms.
What is a mushroom’s favorite London market?
Portobello Market.
Where do mushrooms come from?
Mushy rooms.
What do you call a book about mushrooms?
A fun-guide.
What kind of mushroom lives in the sea?
Oyster mushrooms.
Why didn’t the mushroom like school?
Because it spored him.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a ‘Jacket’ potato?
Buttons.
What did the mushroom get after leaving the party?
Fungal infection.
What does a fast mushroom car say?
“Shroom! Shroom!”
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
“You’re a fun-gi.”
How much room does a fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Where do mushrooms go to fly?
The air portabella.
Where do baby mushrooms grow before they’re born?
In the mush-womb.
Where do mushrooms go for a night out?
Salad bars.
What platform do mushrooms use for their video conferences?
Zhroom.
Why is the fungi angry?
Because the mushroom disappeared on him.
Mushroom Jokes One Liners
Looking for quick and punchy humor? Our mushroom jokes one-liners are perfect for you! Get ready for a rapid-fire delivery of mushroom humor that will leave you craving for more!
The reason the girl hated mushrooms is because they were too mushy.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Unfortunately, many mushroom puns are in spore taste.
I didn’t always like mushrooms, but they’ve finally started to grow on me.
Our local woods are full of mushrooms right now. I’m always tripping on them.
I started growing fungi in my garden, but failed miserably. I guess there is mush-room for improvement.
Personally, I think you should start the day off with a meal of French mushrooms… breakfast of champignons.
I had this long fungi joke, but I don’t have enough shroom to type it.
All mushrooms are edible. But some mushrooms are only edible once.
Make sure to always be careful when eating mushrooms. If you eat the wrong one you could be in truffle.
Fourteen mushrooms were sitting at a lunch table. One more asked to join. One of them said, “Sorry there is not mush-room.”
“You know, I think it’s your turn to pick wild mushrooms.” My girlfriend said. So I gather.
Don’t walk through a field of mushrooms. It’s quite a tripping hazard.
I couldn’t fit any more vegetables into my basket. I guess you could say there wasn’t mushroom.
Two leprechauns are eating mushrooms in the forest when one asks the other, “Having fun, Gus?”
Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi…they have the best morels.
I’ve been super glued mushrooms all over my body. My wife says it’s not right, but I’m sticking to my morels.
I can’t stop my mushroom from leaning. I think I need some moral support.
The mushrooms always watched mushy movies and ended up crying.
I was so depressed. I could never have done it if it wasn’t for my mushroom friend’s constant moral support and affection.
The mushroom refused to go out and play. His friends said to him,” Don’t be such a spoilsport-t!”
Clean Mushroom Jokes
Looking for family-friendly mushroom jokes? Look no further! Our collection of clean mushroom jokes is suitable for all ages. Get ready for some spore-tacular humor that’s safe for everyone!
Why was the mushroom hunter a good person?
He had really good morels.
What do you get when a giant steps on the house?
Mushrooms Read more:
What do you call a fungi that makes music?
A decomposer.
Did you hear the joke about fungus?
You may not like it at first, but it will definitely grow on you.
I’m being squashed – there’s no mushroom in here.
Why was the skeleton happy to be covered in mushrooms?
Because he never felt like fungi when he had a body!
What is the world’s deadliest fungus?
A mushroom with an axe!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushrooms for your vacation clothes.
Having mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.
Did you hear about the mushroom who parked illegally?
He was Toad.
A mushroom with a lot of spikes should be called a hedgehog mushroom.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
My favorite place to hang out for a mushroom is the salad bar.
Babe, can you move over?
But I don’t have a mushroom.
What does the mushroom order from the fish and chip shop?
Mushy peas.
Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
He was always spored.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom?
“Put a cap on it.”
Dirty Mushroom Jokes
Ready for some risqué humor? Our dirty mushroom jokes are not for the faint of heart! These jokes are intended for adult audiences and may contain some mature content.
I thought I picked a mushroom that smelled like poop
Turns out it was just toad stool
Why do penises look like mushrooms?
Because they grow on fun guys
credit to my wife for this one
Why did the Mushroom taste like shit?
Because it was a Toadstool.
What kind of mushrooms always gossip about you behind your back?
Shit-talk-y mushrooms!
What is the most toxic kind of mushroom?
A shit-talk-e mushroom
what’s the most verbally abusive mushroom?
Shit-talk-ie!
I tried to post my opinion on mushrooms
but it was a shitake!
What kind of mushrooms get in the most fights?
Shit talky mushrooms
What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom?
“Well, I fucked that one up.”
My take is this: Life is a flavorful mushroom from Japan.
Sorry, I know that’s a shit take
Did you know that mushrooms are really similar to frog poop?
They’re toadstools.
Why wasn’t the Mushroom invited to the party?
The host thought he looked like a Real Dick
What do you get when you cross poop with a mushroom?
Shit-take
you’d think sex on mushrooms would be fun.
But it’s sooo much better on a bed.
What is mushroom sexual entertainment called?
Sporn.
Mushroom Jokes Memes
Get ready for a visual feast of mushroom humor with our collection of mushroom jokes memes! Brace yourself for some meme magic that will have you sharing and laughing with your friends!
What happens when two fungi get married?
They become fung-us.
Which vegetables should you avoid buying if you have a small fridge?
Don’t buy any kind of fungi. They take up too mushroom.
Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born?
Mush wombs!
When the mushrooms won the closed cup, what did they sing?
We are the champignons!
What’s the only room you can’t have in your house?
A mushroom.
With whom did Prince Mushroom fall in love at the royal ball?
Chanterella!
Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
Because he was a fungi!
What made the mushroom farmer a good person?
He grew really good morel.
How do you get into the mush-room?
Ring the porta-bella.
Why do mushroom children behave so well?
They don’t want to get in truffle.
Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work?
It was mush-hour.
What’s an airplane’s favourite mushroom?
Air-portabella.
Did the mushroom say anything to the other mushroom?
There’s not that mush room in here.
How would you describe a mushroom encyclopaedia?
A fung-uide to mushrooms!
Which kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A sports car.
When the boss talked to his pizza, what did he say?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
How about a vampire’s favourite soup?
Scream of mushroom.
What do you call a fast fungus?
A Mush-vroom!
Why had the mushroom moved to a new home?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Mushroom Jokes and Puns
Get ready to have a pun-tastic time with our mushroom jokes and puns! These clever wordplays and playful twists will have you groaning and laughing at the same time.
Why did the mushroom become an artist?
Because he was a real spore-ist.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always forgetful?
A spore-getful.
Why did the mushroom become a firefighter?
To put out spore-eads.
What did the mushroom say when he went to a spa?
This is some spore-t of relaxation.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always happy?
A spore-ker.
Why did the mushroom go to the beach?
To work on his spore-tacus.
What did the mushroom say when he went to a party?
Let’s spore-dy!
Why did the mushroom become a pilot?
To fly in the spore-osphere.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always telling jokes?
A spore-tster.
Why did the mushroom go to the amusement park?
To ride the spore-oaster.
What did the mushroom say when he met a snail?
Hey there, slow-caper!
Why did the mushroom become a movie star?
Because he had a natural spore-t of charisma.
What do you call a mushroom that’s always in a hurry?
A spore-intalist.
Have you heard the joke about fungus?
You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.
What did the girl mushroom tell the boy mushroom?
You’re a fungi.
Why was the mushroom arrested?
For stalking.
Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
They don’t need Mushroom.
What did the grumpy mushroom have to say to the fun mushroom?
Put a cap on it!
What makes the mushroom not want to sit on the couch?
It prefers toadstools!
Which vegetable goes well with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms!
Final Thoughts
We hope these mushroom jokes brought a dose of laughter and added some fun-gi to your day!
Whether you chuckled at the puns, burst out laughing at the one-liners, or enjoyed the hilarious memes, we’re glad we could brighten your mood.
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