164 Hilarious Movie Jokes and Lines to Make You Laugh
Movie jokes are very funny and enjoyable. While watching the movie some dialogues are humorous so we can enjoy these funny dialogues as jokes with our friends.
We all watch movies for entertainment, but when a joke comes into the scene while watching the movie, the fun of watching the movie becomes double.
The enjoyment of delivering a joke from a movie to a close friend is enhanced when we are roaring with laughter while telling it.
Because we all watch movies with great interest and heart, therefore the movie jokes become deep in our hearts, and we remember them in our minds for a long time and laugh heartily.
That is why jokes told in movies become the source of our entertainment and mental satisfaction. We have selected the finest movie jokes for your amusement; please share them with your friends. We hope you enjoy yourself too much.
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Best Movie Jokes
When you are feeling bored, movie jokes are the finest source of amusement; thus, here is a compilation of the best movie jokes; have a look at them; you will be unable to contain your laughter while reading them.
Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie?
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in!
My collection of board game inspired movies was robbed, but I don’t know what was stolen.
I have no clue.
Tom Cruise is filming a new romantic-action movie in support of body positivity. Both him and the lead actress gained 300lbs for the role.
The movie is called: Missionary Impossible.
I made a movie about farm life…
…but the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.
Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?
Because he’s the reel deal.
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally….
So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.
Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution.
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G – the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG – the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R – the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X – everyone gets the girl!
A lot of people think the movie “The 5th Element” is exciting
Personally I think it’s boron.
Will Smith’s next movie
One flew over the cuckold’s nest.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships…
It’s called ‘Scarf Ace’.
A girl is fed up with her boyfriend’s unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
“This is too much. We really should split up.”
“Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.”
Funny Movie Jokes
Movie jokes are the source of our amusement and oblivion of our problems and concerns, as we laugh so hard after reading and hearing these jokes. Here is an excellent selection of funny movie jokes that will make you chuckle.
A crime at the movie theater
A police detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Just got done investigating a burglary at the local movie theater,” the detective tells the bartender. “They lost almost $10,000.” “That’s horrible,” the bartender says. “Did they get the cash register?” “No,” the detective replies. “Just three jumbo tubs of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hot dog.”
Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I’m not saying it.
…and preparing for the role in this movie I had to gain 50 pounds.
– But aren’t you a voice-over actor?
– Little details…
What is Donald Trump’s Most Hated Movie?
*Attack of the Killer Tomatoes*.
What’s Dio’s favourite Disney movie?
Aladdin. Because I can show you ZA WARUDO!
It would be impossible to remake a classic movie like Casablanca today
because the cast and crew are all dead.
Husband doing crossword with his wife
Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.
Wife: Never
H: Pistol, 3 letters.
W: Gun
H: Disgust, 3 letters.
W: Ugh
H: Charity, 4 letters.
W: Give
H: Female sheep, 3 letters
W: Ewe
H: Pixar movie, 2 letters
W: Up
The movie Turning Red takes Place in Toronto, Canada in the year 2002.
It’s a period piece.
I heard the next Fast and Furious movie is going to have these fins on the back of the cars….
…Oops, spoilers.
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie…
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
A Sad Movie
A tortilla and a chicken burrito went to watch a sad movie. The chicken burrito cried, but the tortilla did not. Why?
Because the tortilla has no fillings.
A chicken burrito and a beef burrito went to watch a sad movie. The chicken burrito cried, but the beef burrito did not. Why?
Because they had different fillings.
A chicken burrito and another chicken burrito went to watch a sad movie. One chicken burrito cried, but the other did not. Why?
Because the first chicken burrito is watching the movie for the third time.
What’s a pirate’s favorite Christmas movie?
It’s A Plunderful Life!
Why couldn’t the pirate watch a movie without a parent?
It was rated Arrr.
My wife said she would leave me if I don’t stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits…
They Pulp Fiction.
What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?
Google: “Could you be more specific?”
Did you see the new movie they made about an air conditioner?
Wasn’t a fan.
Could you imagine taking a punch from someone that played Muhammad Ali, a boxing legend, in a movie??
Chris got lucky it was just a slap! Good thing Will’s fist was as open as his marriage.
Three action movie actors decided to do a movie about classical composers…
Bruce Willis said, “I’ll be Beethovan”
Sylvester Stallone replied, “I’ll be Mozart”
Arnold Schwarzenegger chimed in, “I’ll be Bach”
Hilarious Movie Jokes
When movie jokes are introduced to a group of friends, the atmosphere becomes filled with laughing. We have thus prepared some hilarious movie jokes for your amusement, and we hope you will be unable to contain your laughter after reading them. Don’t forget to share these jokes with your friends.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, as it feels a little roomier.
Just as the movie was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started making her way out, saying, “Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, got to hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was pretty annoyed with her and asked, “Could you have not done this a little earlier?”
“No”, she whispered loudly to me, “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just came up on the screen, and mine is in the car.”
The turtle wanted to see an erotic movie once in his life.
But the box office wouldn’t let her in, so she sat down in front of the cinema and started crying.
A young man walked by and asked the turtle what was wrong. She explained what had happened and the man suggested that he could hide her in his pants if the turtle would buy him a ticket. He would then unzip his trousers at the cinema and she could watch the erotic film.
The turtle agreed.
A young couple was sitting next to the two in the cinema. The girl kept looking at the young man, whereupon her boyfriend angrily asked what she was watching all the time.
She replied, “Look, he has IT outside!!!”
Her boyfriend said, “So what? What does it matter that he has IT outside, I have IT outside too!”
She: “Yes, I know! But yours doesn’t eat popcorn!”
Samuel L. Jackson is going to be playing St. Patrick in a new movie.
His first job will be to get some Snakes off a plain.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.
Icy dead People!
Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?
of course, he was, after all, his double. I’ll see myself out.
I want to see that movie about a guy who’s constipated.
But it’s not out yet.
I once made a movie about menstrual cycles in Elizabethan England.
It was a period piece.
Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer.
The Bourne Again Christian
What’s the biggest difference between men and women?
What they mean when they say “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie”.
My friend and I are in my house, arguing about what Disney Pixar movie we’re watching tonight.
I told him that if we weren’t going to watch The Incredibles, he would need to leave my house.
So that’s exactly what he did.
He shut Up and left.
I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn’t budge.
Now that’s what I call a shotgun welding.
I’m thinking of watching a good movie with my girlfriend
Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?
Silly Movie Jokes
Some movie jokes are so silly that, after hearing them, we laugh in a silly manner because the joke was so much entertaining. To make you laugh too much, we have gathered a list of silly movie jokes; please have a look and enjoy.
Life tip: watch the movie “Jaws” backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome
It captured me even though I didn’t like it at first, but by the end I absolutely loved it.
(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Dad joke: What’s a hallmark movie played backwards?
A country song. 😀
Stalin is attending the premiere of a Soviet comedy movie with his fellow Party members.
He laughs and grins throughout the film, but after it ends he says, “Well, I liked the comedy. But that clown had a moustache just like mine. Shoot him.”
Everyone is speechless, until someone sheepishly suggests, “Comrade Stalin, maybe the actor shaves off his moustache?”
Stalin replies, “Good idea! First shave, then shoot!”
Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?
It’s about ten ants.
Did you know that Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day to keep in shape for making movies?
Breakfast and breakfurious.
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity
It was a little overrated.
Have you seen the movie: “Constipated”?
No? Well, it hasn’t come out yet
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs.”
That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
What’s Mitch McConnell’s favorite movie?
Kill Bill.
Why did the cat never finish the movie?
It kept hitting paws.
Movie Jokes One Liners
Movie jokes one-liners are also entertaining and full of humor. These one-liner jokes are short but too much fun. So, here is the finest list of movie jokes one-liners that would make you laugh too much.
What’s the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he’s in space?
One’s *Moonraker*, the other’s a rune maker.
Hollywood Movies are Fake
Not once did a cop take me downtown.
In the 90s, it had become pretty hip to include just one or two minorities in a Hollywood movie.
One studio always put just one Black guy in each of their movies as a diversity hire. You know, the clerk at a convenience store, some guy in the background, one of the protagonist’s lesser of many friends. Someone who wouldn’t get a lot of screen time, would probably die first.
During a 1994 production, one of the actors got a bad case of athlete’s foot. By the next week, three more had it. At the end of the month, the lead, half the camera crew. They had to shut down production for a brief period because almost everyone had this damned athlete’s foot.
*Almost* everyone.
“What’s the deal with him?” asked the director, gesturing towards the one Black actor. “What is he, immune or something? Why didn’t he get athlete’s foot?”
The casting director shrugged. “I guess he’s a non-fungible token.”
Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie from his collection except Up.
He’s never gonna give you *Up*
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” Because every Movie has a cast.
I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story…
Probably why ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’ is one of my all-time favourites!
Ever hear about the movie called “Constipation”?
It never came out.
What do you call it when an Apple fan is watching a 90s movie on a tablet about a dog that plays basketball on their wireless headphones?
They’re watching Air Bud on their iPad through their Air Pods earbuds.
Did you see the movie about the dinosaurs that couldn’t find the herbs?
It was the land before thyme.
What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
Mad at gas car.
What is Gordon Ramsay’s least favorite movie?
Frozen.
What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie?
A Brit with a full petrol tank.
The bee movie script is a lesser used alternative to a rick roll.
A bee roll if you will.
I once had a girlfriend who was obsessed with Sylvester Stallone movies, but at the time all I wanted to watch was Arnold Schwarzenegger. We’d argue frequently, but in the end she’d always win out.
Needless to say… It was a Rocky relationship.
Clean Movie Jokes
Here is a compilation of some clean movie jokes that will make you roar with laughter. These are the funniest, family-friendly movie jokes you may share with your loved ones.
Father’s Day
I don’t get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father’s Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and so she ordered me a custom-designed tie. She knew that I had two great passions in life: movies and dad humor, so she hired a well-known graphic designer to create an elaborate design for it.
On one side was one of those fancy text mashups, featuring over 50 of my favorite dad jokes. The other side looked like an epic movie poster with incredible details and funny scenes like the Terminator high-fiving Chewbacca.
She presented me with the box and looked at me with bright, expectant eyes as I opened it and took in all the details.
“Well?” she asked. “Which side do you like better?”
“It’s a tie.”
A girl goes to a movie theatre…
…with her dog.
The movie didn’t have a happy ending and many people were crying at the end of the movie and her dog was crying as well. A lady sitting next to her saw the dog crying and said “That’s absolutely amazing. I can’t believe your dog is crying”
She responded: “I can’t believe either …. because he didn’t like the book”
A young blonde woman wants to go to the movies with one of her friends, but none of them are available, so she decides to go by herself.
“Please be careful,” says her brunette roommate. “I went to the movies once by myself, and I had to change my seat thrice because I kept finding myself sitting next to a man who tried to make out with me.”
“Don’t worry!” replies the blonde. “I’ll be careful!”
When the blonde comes back from the theater, her hair is a mess and her lipstick is smeared.
“Oh my god!” says the brunette. “Did anyone try to make out with you?”
“I had to change my seat five times,” answers the blonde.
“Five times?! Five men tried to make out with you?”
“No. Just the sixth one, finally.”
What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers.
Why Russian movies and series are mostly WWII themed?
They don’t have to spend a single kopeika on props and decorations.
In an upcoming movie, Peter Parker brings the founder of Theranos to justice
They are calling it: “Spiderman: No way, Holmes”
So I pitched a movie idea to Alec Baldwin…
It didn’t go well, he shot it down!
Giraffe at movies
I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the movies and other places. You’d always get some person complaining that they couldn’t see the screen.
It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect?
“Well he can take his hat off for a start”
The movie Speed didn’t have a director…
Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity.
The Superman 2 movie and a documentary about the Moon Landing had accidently been scheduled at the same time for the Lunar Background part of the movie lot. They argued about who should get to use it first, but then they remembered:
Neil before Zod.
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
Fast10
Your seat belts.
I’m gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2
I’m gonna call it Schindler’s Lisp.
I was feeling down when my friend told me what would happen in a movie I wanted to watch…
..but spoilers add to the downforce.
Dirty Movie Jokes
Some dirty and romantic films also have dirty humor. If you like dirty movies, this collection of dirty movie jokes will provide you with the most amusement and laughter. You can share these jokes with your friends who like such kinds of movies.
I know a guy who acts in pornography movies all day long.
You could say he’s what you call a “Working Stiff.”
My sexual performance is just like the movie…
*Gone in 60 Seconds*
They’re making a movie about a Scotland yard inspector suffering from chronic constipation …
… titled, No Shit Sherlock.
I can’t believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard
From their movies there seems to be no better place to shit the bed.
What do you call those black and white movies where nobody speaks?
Interracial porn.
What do fairy tales, Disney movies and porn have in common?
Unrealistic stepmother depictions.
I watched my first porn movie today.
I was so young back then!
A man wakes up in the hospital. An attractive nurse says “you were in a bad accident and you can’t feel anything from the waist down”…
So the man replies, “well then can I feel your tits?”
-Gilbert Gottfried original told on the Doug Loves Movies podcast. RIP Gilbert.
What can be an alternate name for porn movies?
Sinema.
(Based on a true story): My 6 year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points at me and proclaims “You licked a puss!”…
I muted the TV and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “I’m sorry? What did you say?”
He pointed again and proclaimed “YOU LICKED A PUSS!”
My mind stared racing… “Did we leave the door opened on date night last Saturday?” I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.
“Son, it’s pronounced ‘EUCALYPTUS’….”
Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe.
Heather says, “I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I’m pregnant with triplets!”
“I got mine done yesterday too,” says Linda. “I’m pregnant with septuplets!”
“I think I’ll get my ultrasound done next week,” says Martha.
The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, “I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was ‘The Three Little Pigs’!”
“I got Disney+ last month too,” says Linda. “The first movie I watched on it was ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’.” When Martha hears this, she instantly goes pale.
“It’s okay if you don’t have Disney+,” says Heather.
“I do have it,” says Martha. “It’s just that the first movie I watched on it was 101 Dalmatians.”
A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies “I just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says “Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”
Dad asks “What movie were you watching?” The son replies “Finding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then says “Okay, okay. We were watching porn.”
Dad said “What?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says “Wow. He certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
A chap walks into a pub carrying two suitcases. He puts them down and orders a drink. As he pays the barman notices that he is wearing a large watch.
‘That’s a large watch’ says the barman (see I told you!)
‘This watch,’ says the man, ‘is the very latest in high tech gadgetry. It’ll tell you the time anywhere in the world. It’s got GPS positioning, sat nav, and night vision. You can surf the net, make and receive telephone calls and it’s got TV built in. That’s Sky, Terrestrial and Sultana Sport by the way, and you can download the latest movies which it projects through a micro projector onto any flat surface.’
‘That’s amazing says the barman, how much did that set you back?’
’50 quid.’
’50 Quid?! You’re joking!’
‘No, in fact, I’ll sell it to you for £55 if you like.’
‘Done!’ says the barman and hands over the cash. The bloke hands over the watch and the barman straps it on and starts admiring it and playing with the buttons. The man finishes his drink and goes to leave.
‘Mate’ says the barman, ‘you’ve forgotten your suitcases.’
‘Suitcases? Oh no, they’re the batteries!’
It’s 1956 and iconic film director Cecil B. DeMille is getting ready to shoot the most expensive scene ever filmed: the parting of the Red Sea in his movie “The Ten Commandments.”
The scene required 2200 extras and 800 animals and could be shot only once. So DeMille arranged for one not, not two, not even three cameras but four camera/cameraman set-ups surrounding the scene.
Everything’s in place. DeMille shouts, “Cameras! Action!” and the scene unfolds. The moment it’s over, DeMille shouts, “Cut!” and immediately picks up his walkie-talkie.
“Camera 1? Did you get that?” The cameraman reports that a glob of birdshit landed on the camera lens and ruined the shot.
“Camera 2? Did you get that? That cameraman reports that the film broke just as the scene started.
“Camera 3? Did you get that?” That cameraman radios back, ‘I’m sorry sir, but just as the scene began, the fucking battery pack died.”
DeMille is in a panic. “Camera 4!”
“Ready when you are!”
For those of you that never heard an ending to Bender’s joke from the movie The Breakfast Club.
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar and the bartender says “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” The blonde says “as a matter of fact, make it a double scotch on the rocks! I was just drying off after taking a shower when I overheard my boyfriend talking to one of his buddies on the phone. He said he was going to hide the salami in that bitch so I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!”
Terrible Movie Jokes
When a joke is given in a terrible movie, it helps to relieve the awful fear of the movie. So, we’ve compiled a list of the finest terrible movie jokes, which we hope you would enjoy and share with your friends.
One of the benefits of having memory loss
I can watch as many horror movies I want and still be able to go to the bathroom at 3 am alone
Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman
The cast will have a FeMale.
While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.
Me: “Hmmm that’s a tough one. I think I’d have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street.”
Friend: “What!? He doesn’t count.”
Me: “Oh I assure you, he does.”
What’s donkey from shrek’s favorite Bruce Lee movie?
Enter the dragon.
I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around
What’s the most unrealistic part of the new James bond movie?
A Brit with a full tank of petrol.
Unbelievable!!
A movie theater in my town was recently robbed of over $20,000 of merchandise
The thieves apparently stole 5 popcorn/soda combos and 10 boxes of Raisinets.
Just made this up: what’s the no.1 movie for fish at the moment?
JAMES POND. NO TIME TO FRY!
What do you get when you squash together a game and a disney movie?
Aladdin’s Creed.
Watching action movies on shady sites is great.
You get to experience the movie for free that you would usually have to pay for.
The intense hacking scene in which the database needs to be defended from overseas hackers displaying threat messages.
As well as experiencing the supermodel love interest confess her love.
Then you close the ads and finally watch the movie.
Knock knock?…
Who is there?…
Boo…
Boo Who?…
Don’t cry! We have the best movie jokes.
Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?
Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick.
If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city? Indy-Annapolis.
Which penguin movie won an Oscar?
Lord of the Wings.
What do you call a fight between film actors?
Star wars!
What is a penguin’s favorite movie?
Frozen.
What do penguins do when they want to hookup?
Net fish and chill.
Movie Jokes for Kids
Too many children like movies and cartoons. Kids often watch movies for amusement or in search of humor; for this reason, they like the type of films in which many jokes are given. Therefore, we’ve gathered some of the funniest movie jokes for kids; check them out and have fun.
Do you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster.
What do you call an overweight E.T.?
Extra Cholesterol!
What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?
The Hanger Games.
What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy
What does a cow do for fun?
Goes to the mooo-vies.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill
What is a dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the future.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?
A Dolphin Tale.
What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
What’s a robot’s favourite film?
Raiders of the Lost Spark
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Llamadeus!
What’s a pig’s best karate move?
The pork chop!
What’s Jesus’ favorite sports movie?
Miracle.
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?
The moo-vies.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The moo-vies!
Where do cows go on the first date?
To the moooovies!
Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
He couldn’t fit in the elevator.
Why did the bunny like the action movie?
It was hare-raising.
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
He really liked the book.
Movie Jokes and Puns
Movie jokes and puns are also sources of amusement and laughter. Everyone like these jokes too much and when some people gather at a party, they usually use these movie jokes as a part of their funny discussion. So here is a fine collection of some movie jokes and puns, you can also use them at your party for fun.
Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
It’s a whale of a tale.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? …
Rabbit De Niro!
Groundhog Day is a classic movie… It sure has great replay value.
The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless.
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey.
What do pumpkins eat at the movies?
Pulp Corn.
What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western?
The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly!
Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA… The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring
What award did was Chris Rock given by Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars?
Best “Smacked” tor.
Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy.
The movie is called “You Tolkien to me?”
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah…
Noah, who?
Noah good joke about movies?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how to tell a good movie knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June…
June who?…
June know any good movie knock knock jokes?
What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
I scream (ice cream) sandwich.
My grandpa tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times. Eventually, they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
Grandpa: “Look they made a movie about The Smurfs grown-up.” Grandson: “Grandpa, shhhhhhh, that’s ‘Avatar’…”
James Bond is fast asleep in bed when suddenly there is an earthquake!
He is shaken but not stirred.
Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?
He didn’t have the guts.
What did the firecracker eat at the movies?
Pop-corn.
“Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois!
Why did the skateboard go to the movie?
Because it was wheely board.
Why did the plank go to the movie?
Because it was board.
What does Marty McFly skate on that also cleans his carpet?
A hoover board.
Final Thoughts on Movie Jokes
Movie jokes are incredibly humorous and entertaining. Typically, when a group of friends gets together, movie jokes are an integral element of their meeting for their laughter and fun.
When all our attention is focused on the joke that is being told in the movie, then we are laughing out loud and having a great deal of fun. This causes our hearts to race with happiness. We can put all of our worries and stresses behind us at that moment, and we can enjoy life to its fullest.
The jokes told in movies create an effect on our hearts; consequently, we continue to relive those moments and recall these jokes for amusement. We should constantly be smiling and joyful, and we have easy access to happiness and laughter via movie jokes.
Therefore, we have gathered a collection of movie jokes to amuse and make you laugh. Read these jokes and have a good time.
