150 Hilarious Karen Jokes That Will Crack Your Ribs
Be ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Karen jokes that will have you in stitches.
The term “Karen” has become a popular internet meme, referring to a particular type of entitled, demanding and self-righteous person, often a middle-aged woman.
While the Karen stereotype has attracted some criticism for being sexist and ageist, there’s no denying that the memes and jokes about Karen can be incredibly witty, clever, and sharply observed.
So, sit back, relax, and indulge in some good-natured ribbing at the expense of Karens.
Just be mindful not to use the Karen jokes around anyone who is sensitive to these things.
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Best Karen Jokes
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Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.
She’s an essential oil worker now.
What is a Karen America?
An automobile.
A group of crows is called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens??
A migraine.
Karen: Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
Tucker: You don’t need make-up, Karen.
Karen: Oh, Tucker…. really? That is so sweet of you!
Tucker: You need plastic surgery.
What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?
One is a cupid stunt and the others a….
Karen calls the police due to a blackout in her neighborhood
Karen: Excuse me, there’s a black out in my neighborhood!
Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.
Karen: You don’t understand, he’s still here!
Two Karens are having lunch together
The waiter stops by and asks “Is anything okay?”
A Karen Refuses To Wear a Mask
Because she says it’s MANdated not WOMANdated.
An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar
She demands to speak to the manager.
In France, we have Karens too
They are called “American tourists”.
What is racist Karen’s favorite movie?
Minority Report.
Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
Why are Karens bad at photoshop?
Because they don’t know how to use a mask.
Did you hear Karen was banned from the zoo?
She took a fence.
Dating these days as a Karen is hard, all of my dates act like teenagers.
What I is need is a MANager!
What’s the difference between a Karen and a puppy?
Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.
Why did Karen marry Plankton?
Because now she can always speak to the manager.
The first Karen to get sick was..
Impatient Zero.
Son: Dad, what’s the opposite of Karen?
Dad: Umm, I don’t know, Sharon…?
Son: But I thought Sharon was Karen.
What did the waiter say to the table full of Karens?
Is anything all right?
Damn these Karens.
They crazy as hell.
Lot of em’ need 2 be in stray jackets somewhere.
Funny Karen Jokes
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How do you date a Karen?
Preferably by the C12 method.
Why was Karen’s unvaccinated two year old crying?
Midlife crisis.
People need to stop calling me “Karen” It’s so offensive.
Me: That’s fine we’ll go back to what we used to call you.
Karen: Thanks….
Me: You’re welcome, Miserable fucking Bitch.
Golfing
Karen loved the golf game but was not very good at it.
She was out on the links one day, playing with her husband John.
As usual, every time she swung at the ball, she made the earth beneath it fly every which way!
“My goodness, John,” she said, blushing at her ineptitude, “I bet the worms think there’s an earthquake going on.”
“Don’t be so sure, Karen. The worms on this course are mighty smart. My guess is that most of them are hiding beneath your golf ball for safety.”
Karen comes home from work.
Karen: I left my job today, I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
Husband: So what did he say.?
Karen: “Karen, you are fired.”
Karen went to Bethlehem
She demanded to see the manger.
Cancer!
Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news…
Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don’t believe Western medicine anyways! I’ve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?
Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We’ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?
Karen: That’s better! Of course, it would!
Doctor: What’s your birth sign?
Karen: Cancer.
Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.
What do you call an unruly, unreasonable passenger at Las Vegas International Airport?
A McKaren.
English grammar
The plural of Karen is HOA.
What do they call ‘Karens’ in Europe?
Americans.
A study by the Bureau of Consumer Protection has determined that the most common first name on consumer complaints is actually “Sharon.”
My kindergarten teacher was right. Sharon is Karen.
My therapist told me to give my anxiety a name.
I named her Karen because she ain’t Karen how she fucked up my day.
Karen is at the zoo
One day while at the zoo with her son, Karen passes by the chimpanzee exhibit. They are very rowdy & when Karen had her back turned, one threw feces right at her head. Upset, Karen stormed to the nearby animal caretaker.
‘Sir! These disgusting apes are very rude! Did you just see what they did to me?! They obviously don’t like me & I demand something be done!’
‘Yes ma’am. I witnessed what happened. I don’t understand how you can say they are rude & don’t like you? Unlike me, these apes actually give a shit’
Karen
My mum usually complains about everything but lately she’s gotten bored of it. I guess you could say that she’s past the point of Karen.
Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
She wanted to speak to the manger!
What’s Karen’s favorite song
Mask off by future.
Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier?
She didn’t like its tone.
Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?
To see the manger.
What’s the male version of a Karen called?
I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.
Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!
I feel bad for all the nice women named Karen who have to deal with the bad stereotype of asking for managers. Sharon’s too.
Because Sharon is Karen.
Karen goes to the psychic…
“Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”
“You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”
What city do all Karens come from?
THE AUDACITY.
Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
They keep summoning the Task Manager.
Why are Karen’s so bad robbers?
Because they don’t wear a mask.
What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?
They are managers.
Why is Karen’s brain of the size of a walnut?
Because it’s swollen.
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.
It’s mad cow disease.
Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant…
A waitress comes up to their table and says “Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?”
Hilarious Karen Jokes
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How do you call a woman who makes life hell for doctors in the ICU?
Intensive Karen.
A Group of Karens
Is the collective noun for a group of angry, uneducated and entitled white women called a trump of Karens?
Karen goes to the psychic…
“Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”
“You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”
An extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine. The doctor tries to persuade them
The extrovert denies
“You won’t be able to go to public gatherings anymore”
The extrovert agrees to take it
The alcoholic denies
“You will have to be vaccinated to continue drinking”
The alcoholic agrees to take it
The karen denies
“You need to take it to be safe”
“No”
“You need to take it keep your family safe”
“No”
“You need to take it to NOT DIE”
“No”
The doctor finally plays his last card
“You are not entitled to take this vaccine”
“What!!? How can you deny me my vaccine??!?!!
How dare you deny me MY RIGHTS!?!
Give me the vaccine or I will call 911 AND GET YOU ARRESTED!!!!”
Karen’s 911 call
Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and shot him by accident. She calls 911.
“It’s my husband,” said Karen. “I’ve accidentally shot him… I’ve killed him,” she sobbed.
“Please calm down, ma’am,” the 911 operator tried to sooth her. “Can you please make sure he’s actually dead?”
BANG!
“Okay, I’ve done that. What now?”
What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
A lawsuit.
How many Karen’s does it take to hang a picture?
1, if she talks for long enough the picture will hang itself.
How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
A group of dogs is a pack. A group of crows is a murder. What is a group of Karens?
A Home Owners Association.
How many Karen’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one…to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.
All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?
An HOA.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
I think it is time to reconsider calling people ‘Karen’. It is rude…
We can all be Karen’s in our own ways. I just realized I’m a computer Karen.
Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.
How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
A Karen went to Bethlehem.
She asked to see the manger.
Karen Jokes and Comebacks
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Karen? You must have me confused with someone else. My name is ___.
I’m sorry you feel that way I guess you just don’t understand what it means to be a Karen.
I’m sorry you feel attacked, but I stand by what I said.
Thank you for your input, anyway…
I know you are, but what am I?
And you’re being a b*tch.
You seem confused about how names work.
And you’re being a (their_name). That’s far worse.
I’m not being a Karen, you’re just being an idiot.
I’m sorry I can’t be more like you and have no personality.
And you’re childish.
Karen Jokes Memes
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How many Karen’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. She calls the emergency number and demands that a police officer come and do something about the intimidating blackness.
What does Karen do when she wants to see all her friends?
She closes her eyes.
What’s a Karen’s favorite band?
The police.
Two Karens are out having dinner
The waiter stopped by their table and said “is anything ok?”
What is a group of dogs called?
A pack
What is a group of humans called?
A gathering
What is a group of Karen’s called?
A complaint.
Karen enters a store
“M’am, you’re not allowed in unless you wear a mask.
— I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask !
— I’m really sorry you have a medical condition that prevents you from entering this store, then.”
What’s a heard of Karen’s called?
Kunts.
What do you call three Karens walking into a bar?
The KKK.
I’ll see myself out
What does a karen do when they get mad at a computer?
They demand to see the task-manager!
To the kids of ‘Karen’s’, yo mama so fat
She bounced back from hell.
What do you call a Karen in Russia?
Fellow comrade.
Why did the Karen scream at the cashier that buying a lot of something should decrease the total price?
She was trying to get a volume discount.
How many Karen’s does it take to change a picture?
Only one, if the picture hears Karen talking for long enough it hangs itself.
Two Karen’s are out for lunch.
The waiter approaches them and asks “Is anything ok?”
Why did Karen press control, alt and delete together?
She needed to see the task manager.
What drink do Karen’s always order?
A large whine. They love whine because it is made from gripes.
Karen walks up to a stable in Bethlehem and screams.
“I demand do speak to your manger”
What do you call a Karen on halloween?
A trigger treator.
What type of aircraft do Karen’s enjoy flying on?
A complain.
What do you call a bunch of Karen’s up a tree?
A Country.
Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”?
Because they would lose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.
I came up with this in math class
This guy goes to interview for a job.
He’s really nervous about it, because this job is a super big opportunity for him.
He goes in, and the interviewer introduces herself, saying “Hi, my name is Karen”. They immediately start talking about the job, and the guy is answering all of Karen’s questions spot-on, and he’s starting to feel really good about his chances of getting the job. But surprisingly, at the end of the interview Karen says “Thanks, but I think we’re gonna move on with other candidates.”
So the guy leaves, feeling pretty sad and disappointed.
On his way back to his car, he passes an old woman in the parking lot.
She waves him over, and says, “Excuse me, young man”.
The guy walks over to her, and she says “Hello, dear. My name is Sharon”. “Could you do me a favor? I left my purse at home and I don’t have any quarters for the parking meter.”
“Oh no problem,” he says, and grabs some change from his pocket and hands it to her.
Suddenly, Sharon reaches up and starts pulling on her face, and her face starts peeling off! She’s wearing a mask! And you would never believe who it was under the mask: it was Karen, the woman who just interviewed him!
Karen explains that it was all a test, that she needed to make sure he had good character before she would hire him. “Congratulations,” she says. “You got the job!” So he signs on for the job, goes home, still shocked and a little confused.
Anyways, it all just goes to show that Sharon is Karen.
What’s the difference between a Karen and a canoe?
A canoe will sometimes tip.
What is Karen’s favorite drink?
White whine.
Handling a Karen is like handling a crocodile.
They’re only dangerous if you let them open their mouths.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
I think we should stop turning normal names like “Karen” into slurs
It’s a real Dick move.
A server walks up to a table of Karens and asks…
Good evening ladies. Is anything alright tonight?
What’s the difference between COVID and Karen?
One’s a contagion, the other’s an aging cunt.
Today at work, some Karen told me she didn’t appreciate me being so condescending towards her.
That means I talk down to people.
How does Karen change a light bulb?
She puts it in and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, there’s nothing like some Karen jokes to bring a smile to your face.
With enough of them, you could bring a room full of people together in humor and lighthearted laughter.
Whether you’re telling them to friends, family or merely enjoying the simplicity of Karen jokes yourself, we’re sure that any shared moments will be ones full of joy and thrills.
So don’t hesitate; go ahead and spread the Karen joke love around!
Who knows?
You might even wind up coming up with your own version of a Karen joke!
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