161 Hilarious Cake Jokes to Laugh Together with Foodie Friends
As renowned author and philosopher, C.S. Lewis stated “Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.”
This certainly rings true amongst the foodie community, where both food and humor are highly celebrated.
In that spirit, we’ve compiled a list of hilarious cake jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Whether you’re a baking enthusiast or simply love a good laugh, these jokes about cakes will have you in stitches.
And let’s not ignore the social benefits of laughter – sharing a laugh with friends over a slice of cake can bring people together like nothing else.
So sit back, slice yourself a piece of cake, and let the laughter begin!
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Best Cake Jokes
Feeling stressed? Let’s spice things up with some hilarious cake jokes! Get that oven preheated and let’s bake up a storm!
What kind of cake do you get from a sick cow?
Udder cake!
Why did the girl spread butter on her bed?
Because she wanted to have a yeasty sleep!
Why couldn’t the baker see his new baby?
Because he was too short to see over the counter top!
How does a Baker keep her husband happy?
By using just Batter not yeast
Why did the baker go out of business?
He lost the recipe!
Why was the cake as dry as the Sahara desert?
Because it was very floury!
Why was the cake so tough?
Because it was all muscles!
How do you make a cake roll?
You take a bandage and roll it up!
Why does everyone put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s challenging to place them on the bottom!
What do people serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake is the top choice, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between cream and sugar?
People said it was the icing on the cake.
Why was mobster Tony Soprano fat?
Because he thought eating a slice of pie was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings across cakes?
Tarzipan.
What kind of cake can you get at the cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do birthday cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter
Funny Cake Jokes
Get ready to laugh uncontrollably with these funny cake jokes! These jokes are packed with sweetness and are guaranteed to make your day.
What was the reason for the birthday cake’s visit to the doctor?
It felt crumby.
Jokers eat what for breakfast?
Pun-cakes.
What are the saddest cakes?
Wedding cakes – because they often end up in tiers.
What kind of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake.
In order to make cakes, what do bats use?
Batter!
What is the process of chickens baking a cake?
From scratch!
Can you tell me what the cake told the fork?
“Do you want a piece of me?!”
Is there a reason why the student ate his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
If you cross a cake with a bird, what do you get?
A FLAN-ingo!
Can you tell me what makes a good Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
Is there a time when a birthday cake is like a golf ball?
When you slice it!
In the absence of flour, how do you bake a 3D cake?
You use foreshortening.
If you eat 3.14 cakes, what do you get?
Piabetes.
When a pastry chef comes up with a new recipe for a cake, what do you call him?
A pieoneer.
In response to the unhappy cake, what did the ice cream say?
“Hey, what’s eating you?”
Have you heard about sugar and cream’s love affair?
It was icing on the cake.
In heaven, what do they serve at birthday parties?
Angel food cake.
Is there a reason why the birthday cake was so hard?
Because it was marble cake!
Can you tell me what kind of birthday cake an elf likes best?
Shortcake!
What is the best way to start a Minecraft themed party?
Let them eat cake.
Hilarious Cake Jokes
Share these hilarious cake jokes with friends and family to spread the thigh-tapping hilarity around you. You will not be able to resist the sweet humor!
What do you call a cake that’s not very good?
A piece of cake!
Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer?
Because he wanted an ice cream cake!
How many pieces of cake can a person eat and still be considered healthy?
A balanced diet is a piece of cake!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the Baker stop making donuts?
He was sick of the whole business!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Why did the man put his cake in the fridge?
Because he wanted it to last longer!
When a cake likes heavy metal, what do you call it?
Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the little boy’s cake run away when he was baking it?
Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Is there anything sweet and woof-worthy?
Pupcakes!
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scooone.
If no one shows up to your birthday party, what happens?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What makes some cake jokes better than others?
They tend to grow mold.
When baking a Star Wars cake, what ingredient is essential?
Bicarbonate of Yoda.
Can you tell me what a balanced diet looks like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests?
Peace to you.
Which type of birthday cake candle burns longer, a red candle or a blue one?
Neither, they both only burn shorter.
What kind of kitten’s cake do cats like for their birthdays?
Mice cream cake.
Knock Knock Cake Jokes
Check out these hilarious cake knock knock jokes that are sure to make your day. Share them with your loved ones and enjoy the sweetness of laughter together!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon. Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bert. Bert who?
Bertday cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce eat cake, it’s your birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupcake
Cupcake who?
Cupcake if you don’t throw a great party!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice. Candice who?
Candice be the white cake? I’m starving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah. Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the cupcake, it’s about to be lit!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita. Anita who?
Anita piece of that sweet cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice. Candice who?
Candice cake fit any more candles?! You’re getting old!
Cake Jokes One Liners
Feeling overwhelmed with everything going on in life? Take a break and de-stress with these hilarious one-liners cake jokes that are perfect for any occasion!
Losing weight is a piece of cake. You don’t need to pick it up.
When I ate birthday cake, I used to get heartburn. Until my doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
On cake day, nobody will up vote a cake joke. Feeling desserted.
I’m a cake artist. My cake may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with it, I’ll show you seven different kinds of crazy.
Caker Difficulty: Buying new cake tools. You have to take a class to learn how to use them.
Caker Problem: Have an awesome cake idea. Someone else makes it the next day.
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you have fish cakes?” The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
When the cake costs more than the candles, you know you’re getting old.
Most stressful thing about being a dragon: trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
The criminals robbed the local cake factory. They took a big slice of the company’s profits.
I was on the beach and got hit by a tiramisunami. It was a huge wave.
I cut my birthday cake in half to eat both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
I used to experience heartburn when eating birthday cake. The doctor told me to remove the candles first.
Everyone was silent as the teachers stepped in. Only the cake eater rose to the occasion to break the silence.
When the cake shop burned down, no one thought the owner would ever be bake in business.
If there’s a fun, easy, and delicious activity for everyone, it’s a cakewalk.
No matter how much I love eating cake, I would never dessert you.
Have you heard about that guy that ate a massive piece of cake?
It was very easy.
Clean Cake Jokes
Check out these hilarious clean cake jokes that are sure to make you smile. And why keep them all to yourself? Share with your friends and enjoy some good laughs together!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
He was already stuffed.
What’s the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cake are round.
Which cake do baseball players like most?
Bundt cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Coughee cake.
What do you call a cake shop with no-one it?
Dessert-ed.
Why didn’t the cake make it on time to the party?
It was choco-LATE.
What should you serve a cat at its birthday party?
Mice cream and cake.
When is birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?
He was asked to ice it.
What did the cake say to birthday boy?
You want a piece of me?
How is history like a fruit cake?
Both are full of dates.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His friend said it was a piece of cake.
How do you know you’re too old for birthday cake?
When the candles cost more than the cake.
What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed?
Crumbing.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake.
Why couldn’t the woman find her Christmas cake?
It was stolen.
What happens if nobody comes to your birthday party?
Then you can have your cake and eat it too.
What’s the best thing to put into a cake?
Your teeth.
What was the elf’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Shortcake.
Which type of cake can you find on Sesame Street?
Bert day cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What looks like half a birthday cake?
The other half.
Dirty Cake Jokes
Do you enjoy a good laugh at some dirty jokes? Look no further! These dirty cake jokes will add some extra spice to any celebration. Get ready to chuckle and maybe even snort a little.
My Gf says I can get anal on my cake day if this post reaches front page
Please upvote because I want to rearrange the whole house furnitures to make them perfectly symmetric from every angle
I always wondered why my gf brings cake and confetti when we have sex….
Turns out she likes to celebrate the little things.
My wife says if this post get a 1000 likes, I can get anal on my cake day
Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless
What’s the difference between sex and cake days?
Most Redditors have had cake days
It’s my cake day, so here’s a joke!
what do you call someone that doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake or sit on a cake and eat dick?
Interviewer: We meant questions about the job
Give most people cake and they will eat it.
Give a Redditor cake and he will farm the everlasting shit out of it.
Cake Day Joke
It’s my cake day so here is my crappy cake day joke.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
By using holy condoms.
For my cake day, I want to share a joke my friend told me
When I was born, god gave me the option between choosing the ability to finish stories, or having a big dick.
Obviously, I chose
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.
What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)
A man goes to a bar and orders 10 shots of jaeger. The bartender says wow, thats a lot, you celebrating?
The man says yes! My first blowjob!
The bartender says congrats! Why 10?
The man says *if that won’t get the taste out, nothing will.*
Sponge Cake Jokes
Check out this list of the corniest, tastiest, and funniest sponge cake jokes. These clean and safe jokes are guaranteed to leave a smile on everyone’s face.
To make a Real sponge cake
Borrow all the ingredients………
What kind of cake do you get at a stop sign?
A sponge cake!
How do you make the candles on your sponge cake really happy?
Just blow them out! They’ll be delighted!!.
What cake do you bring for your Mexican friends going away party?
A sponge cake.
Why don’t you see too many short jokes about sponge cakes?
There are too many layers to it.
What’s my girlfriend’s favorite type of cake?
A sponge cake.
Why do people like writing on their birthday cake?
Because they can have their sponge cake and read it too!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his sponge cake?
He was stuffed.
Watching a documentary about sponges. Absorbing.
Of course, it’s not a real sponge cake unless you’ve had to borrow all the ingredients.
How do pickles celebrate their sponge cake day?
They relish the moment.
Pound Cake Jokes
Check out these downright hilarious cake jokes for a laugh and a sweet treat all in one. We guarantee you’ll find a joke (or ten) that will satisfy your craving for both good humor and good food.
Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?
Because it was a pound cake.
What kind of cake do you get from a chicken?
A Pound Cake!
Which side of a pound cake is never eaten?
The left side…
I’m on a diet. That’s why I decided to eat a pound cake.
What is the favorite cake of dog catchers?
Pound cake.
Does anyone know where I find around 454 graham crackers?
I’m making a pound cake for this evening’s dessert.
I keep trying to make the perfect pound cake, but I never get it right. I’m always off by a few ounces.
My wife got me in trouble today. I’m making pound cake, and I only used half the ingredients. She told me I was making half a pound cake.
What’s the most well-known cake on social media platforms?
Pound cake.
Why did a baker require 16 oz of fresh ingredients?
He was baking a pound cake.
My wife got me today. Me, I’m making pound cake. I’m going to half the recipe
What’s the most well-known cake in social media?
Pound cake
Why did the baker require 16 oz of ingredients?
He was making a pound cake
What’s a dog’s least favorite kind of cake?
Pound cake.
What do you call a red-headed guy who’s a very good prostitute and chef?
Strawberry Pound Cake
What is a dog catcher’s favorite food?
Pound cake.
Cake Jokes and Puns
Did you know that even though too much cake isn’t great for you, cake puns can actually be good for your mental health? Yup, that’s right! So why not give your brain a little treat and check out these hilarious jokes and puns? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Local cake factory was just robbed they took a huge slice of the profits.
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake It was a tiramisunami.
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake. Until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Everyone was silent when the teachers stepped in. Only the cake eater rose to the occasion and broke the silence.
My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake. When it exploded, everyone in the room was left with tiers in their eyes!
I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day. They were having a blowout sale.
My special (cake) day was beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers!
When the cake shop was razed down, no one really thought that she will be bake in business.
If there is a leisure activity that all cakes would love to participate, is a cake walk.
No matter how much I love cake I would never dessert you.
Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
He thought they were having upside-down cake
I tried to make a cake shaped like a shoe, but I couldn’t find the right sole.
I got a job at the bakery because I kneaded dough.
Life is short. Eat dessert first, and cake your problems away!
Bakers make the world a better place.
I’m no piece of cake, but I can still make your day sweet.
You better believe it, cakes are my jam!
I was going to tell you a joke about frosting, but I decided to layer.
Let’s cake a break and indulge in some sweet puns.
I told my cake a joke, but it couldn’t stop crumb-ling with laughter.
Baking cakes is a piece of cake. Said no one ever.
My favorite type of cake is laughter, because it’s always layered with fun!
Final Thoughts
To conclude this blog post, we have relished the opportunity to have a bit of dessert-inspired fun with you.
We can all appreciate a good chuckle or two, especially when it’s cake-related.
If you still need a good laugh, don’t forget these hilarious cake jokes are a great source!
Remember to brighten up someone’s day by sharing these jokes about cakes as well.
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