151 Hilarious Bowling Jokes Guaranteed to Bowl You Over
Are you ready to spare a moment for some laughter?
Step into the world of bowling, where gutters, strikes, and spares come together to create the perfect recipe for amusement.
We have curated a collection of hilarious bowling jokes that are guaranteed to bowl you over with laughter.
Backed by research from esteemed universities and an extensive study of comedic timing, these jokes about bowling will have you rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter.
So, put on your bowling shoes and get ready for a strike of humor that will knock down your serious demeanor pin by pin!
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Table of Contents
Best Bowling Jokes
Get ready for a voyage filled with laughter as these jokes deliver hilarious hits that will have you out of breath and reach for the next bowling pin to stabilize yourself!
How quiet is a bowling alley?
So quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
Fell down laughing.
Why couldn’t the family go bowling?
The pins were on strike.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
Because he gets so many strikes
When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
When it’s full of fans.
When is a bowler like a baseball player?
When he sits on the bench.
What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?
Bowling like no one has ever seen.
What kind of cats enjoy bowling?
Alley cats.
What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
I was framed!
Which pirate bowler was know for his curving ball?
Captain Hook
What did the bowler say at the start of an apocalypse?
“May God save our bowls!”
When should bowlers wear armor?
When they play knight games.
When the Bowling Pin was accused, what did it say?
“I’ve been framed!”
What did the chef do wrong while playing bowling?
He was rolling pins.
What did the team cry when it lost the PBA Tournament?
It was a bawling team.
What was the bowler’s favorite beverage?
Her bowl tea.
Why was the lousy bowler dropped from the team?
Because he was a liabowlity.
Why did the judges get an outside opinion on the game?
Because they wanted a fresh spare of eyes.
Why did the bowler ask the judges to give some of his points to his teammate? Because spare-ing is caring.
Why was the skilled bowler ecstatic after his record-breaking game?
Because he knew he had curved his name into the stone!
Why was the bowler frustrated at not being able to throw a curveball?
Because he was stuck in dire straight!
What did the bowler say about ending his opponent’s streak?
“Sorry to burst your double.”
Why was the bowler adamant about winning his match?
Because it was his ticket to frame!
The bowler kept his excellent game going on. It was as par usual.
Funny Bowling Jokes
The best pastime is laughing, and you’re sure to have fun with these hilarious bowling jokes. Get ready to roll with laughter.
Why were the parents embarrassed by their child at the bowling alley?
Because he kept bowling his eyes out!
Why did the man compete in the bowling tournament?
Because he had a bowl in mind!
Why did the woman break up with her bowling obsessed boyfriend?
Because bowling jokes weren’t up her alley.
Why was the bowler angry at the audience?
Because they had a loft at his expense.
Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?
To get the ball rolling.
Why was the bowling alley in complete silence?
So people could hear a pin drop.
What did the bowling ball say to the balling pins on being overused?
Go on a strike.
What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?
“Don’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”
Which sport do alley cats play?
Bowling.
Why was the bowler terrible at baseball?
Because he kept getting strikes!
Why was the bowling alley hot?
Because there were no fans!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What did the bowling champion get etched on his shirt?
“Lean, mean, bowling machine.”
What do you call a triumphant procession held by the bowling pins?
A perfect strike.
Why are employees at the Bowling alleys un-trustable?
Because they keep going on strikes.
Why did the team named lightning win the bowling competition?
Because they got too many strikes!
Why was the banana no fun at the bowling alley?
Because whenever it lost, the banana split!
What was the name of the best bowling team in the Star Wars universe?
The Empire Strike Back!
Hilarious Bowling Jokes
Put your seat belts on for an unforgettable bowling experience! These jokes are expertly written to make you laugh out loud and make you feel silly.
Why did the bowler avoid trains?
Because he didn’t like sleepers.
What was the bowler’s favorite move?
Chop, skip, and move!
Where do bowling balls get their thrill for speed?
In the fast lane!
What did the employer tell the bowler before offering him a new contract?
“It’s an offer you count refuse!”
Why do football players make for bad bowling players?
Because they try to kick the ball.
Which animal do bowlers love?
Llama.
Why don’t bowlers know any dirty jokes?
Because they keep their mind out of the gutter.
Why was the bowler on a scoring streak?
Because he was all clover the place.
Why was the bowler happy with his game?
Because it was his best par-formance to date.
Why did his friends leave behind the bowling pin?
Because he was deadwood.
Why did the friends go bowling?
Because they wanted to see what was up the alley.
Why is the financial situation of bowling alleys not so good?
Because there’s always a strike now and then.
What do you call stylish bowlers?
A ball-er!
Where do bowlers take their dates?
To the Ball!
What’s the difference between Golf and Bowling?
You can’t lose the ball in bowling!
Why do football players struggle at bowling?
Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!
Why do bowlers don’t like having a Thanksgiving guest?
Because they don’t want to share their turkey.
What does an obsessed bowler have?
A one rack mind.
Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
Because they are Super Bowlers.
What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
A: Bowling like no one has ever seen.
Never go bowling with a mathematician
They always find the X’s
Who is the best bowler among the Superman characters?
Lois Lane!
What is the reason for banning football players from bowling alleys?
They’re known to spike the ball.
What motivates bowlers to join unions?
They like strikes.
Knock Knock Bowling Jokes
Set aside your sense of seriousness and open your arms (and lanes) to these amusing and hilarious knock-knock bowling jokes!
Knock! Knock!
who’s there?
Bo.
Bo who?
Bo-ling is a fun sport.
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Bowl! Bowl who?
Bowl me over
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claw.
Claws, who?
Open the door, I want to play.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Bowler.
Bowler, who?
Bowler. Pass the bowl
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play my bowls
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
It’s Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out there that we could go baseball.
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
It’s Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this city play any bowling?
Bowling Jokes One Liners
Need some quick, witty humor? Look no farther than these one-liner-style bowling jokes. They are ideal for a fast laugh or a witty comeback.
My intention was to tell you a very bad bowling pun.
But I thought I’d spare you.
Bowling is something I enjoy.
Seriously.
The other day, I went bowling with a military general.
He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard.
I forgot my bowling ball at home.
Can I borrow your spare?
Every four years, I go bowling to make sure I still hate it.
If our small town didn’t have bowling, there’d be no culture at all.
Earlier that day, I told a friend that I had just landed a job at a bowling alley.
“Ten pin?” He asked. “No” I replied, “it’s permanent”
It was my son’s birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.
It was a great time, he would have loved it.
Stay Alert – The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large.
The police have warned that he may strike again.
You should never bowl with a mathematician.
They always find the X’s.
Since I always strike out with ladies/men, bowling must be my favorite sport.
Bowlers don’t die, they just end up in the gutter.
Never trust a woman who is good at bowling.
She goes on too many dates.
The bowling ball wasn’t happy so it went on strike.
The ideal sport is bowling.
It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise.
Wife: Did you see the dog bowl?
Husband: No, I didn’t know he could.
My friend always wears armor when going bowling.
Apparently he plays knights.
I love eating skittles.
Despite being banned from my local bowling alley.
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd like on television.
Apparently, it’s unacceptable in bowling.
Clean Bowling Jokes
Looking for jokes that are age-appropriate and suited for the whole family? You need jokes about clean bowling, so here they are! Enjoy the laughing without being concerned about stepping over boundaries.
What’s a ghost’s favorite sport?
Boo-ling.
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
They went on strike.
Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?
To make sure you always have a spare.
How much should one bowling game cost?
Ten pinnies.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What did one romantic pin say to the other?
Let’s never split.
What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes?
Lightning.
Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
New Jersey.
Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
An alley cat.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a lousy bowler?
The puppy will stop whining eventually.
What makes bowling pins so persistent?
They always get knocked down, but they get back up again.
What happened to the bowler who won a close game? He was on an emotional bowler coaster!
Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
Muhammad Alley.
Where does Superman like to go bowling?
Lois Lanes.
Is there a bowler who wears the biggest shoes?
The one with the biggest feet.
What people are best at bowling?
Those who have talent to spare.
Why do bowlers make bad employees?
Because they’re always going on strike.
Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
Why is Michael Jackson bad at bowling?
Because He’s dead.
What kind of vegetable doesn’t get a strike when bowling?
Asparagus.
My son asked if we could go bowling.
It depins.
What do you call a very dangerous bowler?
Ebola.
Where do you get food at the bowling alley?
In the food lane.
Dirty Bowling Jokes
Take note of a variety of jokes about bowling that stray from acceptable taste and enter the category of mature humor.
Yo Mama is like a bowling ball
she likes it when you fill all her holes and when you’re done with her you can throw her in the gutter and the bitch always comes back for more.
Low wage workers play basketball. Tradesmen go bowling. Middle managers play softball. Upper managers play tennis. CEOs play golf.
The lesson: the higher you climb, the smaller your balls get.
What’s the Difference Between a Truckload of Bowling Balls and a Truck Full of Woodchucks?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitch-fork
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball?
I don’t have a freezer full of bowling balls in my basement.
Whenever I go bowling….
I enter my name as “3 testicles”.
That way, occasionally the monitor says “Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!”
I was lucky enough to win a couple of coupons for some cool bowling balls with number jokes printed on them.
I won two, three for five, sick “seven ate nine” ten pin bowling balls.
Or in other words I… 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 …pin bowling balls.
Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.
What’s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
For a good time go bowling
A woman was having sex with her husband’s best friend when her phone rang and her husband’s name appeared on the ID. As she answered the call, her lover jumped out of bed and began to dress in a hurry. “Relax” she said after she hung up the phone. He was just calling to tell me that he’d be home late because he’s out bowling with you.
Flirty Bowling Jokes
Searching for a romantic and humorous conversation? The right amount of charm and fun can be found in these flirtatious bowling jokes.
Baby girl, I do not even aim to get a perfect ten in bowling because I already have you.
I can’t think of a bowling pick-up line right now to strike up a conversation with you.
You look like a new bowling ball, shiny and smooth, fresh out of plastic and I like that.
Seeing your face made my ball drop.
I heard you are a bowler, then you are probably equipped with the nicest balls right?
Girl you are driving me crazy more than these bowling games I am not winning.
Will you want me to use rubber grips for your holes when you come over?
Don’t judge me by these ugly bowling shoes…I actually have a beautiful custom truck
I am so bowled about your beauty. I just had to tell you even if it meant striking out.
I care about you like I care about my bowling.
Would you wish to see my other balls?
I want to be the one to pick you up from your mistakes like I pick up these balls.
Are you a bowler?
I’m asking because you are right up my alley.
Inappropriate Bowling Jokes
The jokes that follow might not be appropriate for all viewers but these offensive bowling jokes are perfect for you if you want edgy, progressive humor.
A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home…
The man said:
“I don’t want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in.
Let’s go bowling!”
Me and my wife one night
My wife asked me: should we stay on the couch tonight and have a romantic evening or should we go bowling?
I replied: well i am not sticking my fingers in some holes where every other person has stuck his sweaty dirty fingers in. So let’s go bowling.
A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral
He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though
In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon
or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre?
No?
Neither did the victims.
My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her
Does she walk with a limp?
No, she’s just a bit shorter.
What’s the best way to pick up a woman?
Like a bowling ball.
Was with my girlfriend yesterday..
We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn’t want my fingers where everyone else’s fingers had been.
So we went bowling.
Your mom is like a bowling ball.
She’s round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
Lawn Bowling Jokes
Greetings from the land of lawn bowling. We provide a selection of jokes about lawn bowling, get ready to roll around on the grass with amusement.
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you ME: * sips coffee from bowl *
Kitty and Jack
My husband took up bowling
and he bragged upon the phone
about some dame called Kitty
whom he couldn’t leave alone
He played with Kitty
he stayed with Kitty
he picked her up without a hitch
He missed Kitty
he kissed Kitty
he even layed beside her in the ditch
So I took up bowling
to win my hubby back
and found that what he could do with Kitty,
I could do with Jack
Final Thoughts
We’ve journeyed through a range of bowling jokes, from the best and funniest to the most hilarious and even the flirtatious and inappropriate.
Each category served up its own unique brand of humor, ensuring there was something for everyone.
As we conclude this laughter-filled adventure, we hope these jokes about bowling have brought joy and amusement to your day, leaving you with a smile on your face.
So, the next time you step onto the bowling alley, remember to embrace the lighter side of the game, because as they say, a game of laughter is a game well played. Keep rolling and keep laughing!
